spooky devil mail..

I dont know.. this was a bit spooky.. my outlook client freezes - I restart it and notice the number of unread emails at 666.

ooOoooooh. - i know i know, i'm going to bed now.

if anyone needs me, I'll be in the Bone room.

so I started on a new project this week.. as a consultant I typically work out of conference rooms, and one in particular stood out in the building I was in..



it's been a simple yet delightful pleasure (and still is) to say things like:

"hey [name] let's have a talk in the bone room"

"hey fellas, if anybody needs me, I'll be in the bone room, mkay?"

"Hey sorry I wont be able to make it, I gotta wrap up some business with [name of uncomfortable coworker] in the bone room"

Seriously? ...can MS Word be this retarded?

I went on to format and print an online receipt out of my inbox and decided Word would be a good program to use for this.
I copy and paste my receipt into word and ... lo and behold I get smacked in the face with "retard grammar" ... apparently the world's most popular (and expensive) word editor thinks "your order" should be corrected to "you're order"

This is NOT a fake - try it at home!

um... I guess it's better than the "we is" correction I saw a couple years back.. anyway, to each they're own
(yes pun intended...)

SharePoint Designer WILL NOT DIE

Unable to quit? We apologize for the inconvenience? Times like these frustrate me as much as they humor me. Midnight approaches and one of the tools that my job depends on messes up.. Apology not accepted..

1337 System

1337 events make for a leet system...

the internet is magic, says hot chick

Finally an infomercial that speaks to people like you and me, who don't want to bother with science and simply believe in magic!

I like the "it gets magically put on your website" part ... don't worry guys I got you all covered with the video below.

Unfortunately there's no magic or low cut shits on it..

Tetris explained.

I saw this the other day and wanted to share - awesome!

worst flight ever..

So I fly out to LA this morning ... the usual monday routine, except this time it was a propeller plane.. the little ones you walk up to from the ground..



We all board the plane, get stuck in the runway for some time and the pilot broadcasts there will be turbulence and that LAX has some heavy fog.. we take off on this little flying tin can... half way there the plane starts dropping and shaking quite a bit - and across the cabin you hear some crazy guy just PANICKING breathing hard and freaking out that he cant see out the window..

of course there's a crying baby to add to the mix - frankly I dont remember the last time I got on a plane without a crying baby. I can just hear the gate announcer say "we cannot begin boarding until the family with the most annoying crying baby checks into this flight" anyway - besides the point.

It was by far one of the worst flights I've been on, and I just wasted a good chunk of time complaining. go me.

damn you 401k

...Well at least they "understand"

on Vegas ...

Going to vegas on a whim: $300.

Missing your flight by a few seconds and having to watch the the aircraft depart full of happy passengers and an empty seat with your name on it: priceless.