1337 System

1337 events make for a leet system...

the internet is magic, says hot chick

Finally an infomercial that speaks to people like you and me, who don't want to bother with science and simply believe in magic!

I like the "it gets magically put on your website" part ... don't worry guys I got you all covered with the video below.

Unfortunately there's no magic or low cut shits on it..

Tetris explained.

I saw this the other day and wanted to share - awesome!

worst flight ever..

So I fly out to LA this morning ... the usual monday routine, except this time it was a propeller plane.. the little ones you walk up to from the ground..



We all board the plane, get stuck in the runway for some time and the pilot broadcasts there will be turbulence and that LAX has some heavy fog.. we take off on this little flying tin can... half way there the plane starts dropping and shaking quite a bit - and across the cabin you hear some crazy guy just PANICKING breathing hard and freaking out that he cant see out the window..

of course there's a crying baby to add to the mix - frankly I dont remember the last time I got on a plane without a crying baby. I can just hear the gate announcer say "we cannot begin boarding until the family with the most annoying crying baby checks into this flight" anyway - besides the point.

It was by far one of the worst flights I've been on, and I just wasted a good chunk of time complaining. go me.

damn you 401k

...Well at least they "understand"

on Vegas ...

Going to vegas on a whim: $300.

Missing your flight by a few seconds and having to watch the the aircraft depart full of happy passengers and an empty seat with your name on it: priceless.

talk about a crappy week..

Monday I have a running toilet that keeps me up all night so they fix it and leave this unique note:


Tuesday I wake up to a flodded bathroom.. and today another note, with three people involved in fixing the toilet:


Scott from the first note, Jose Luis and someone named Maits got involved. Three people to fix my hotel toilet? There's gotta be a record broken with this one.

safety first...

I'm locked out of the balcony for my own safety..

SharePoint Designer Poetry

SharePoint Designer offers some very insightful messages from time to time. This was no exception - in fact it was quite poetic...

Object moved ... Object moved to here.

To where? to here.. so subtle. so gentle. so.. how to say- awesome. Thanks SharePoint.

The Best Installer EVER

This is an actual installer screen for an old school borland c++ compiler... no really, this is what you see while the compiler installs on your computer...

Yes. This is exactly how a developer should install a compiler... why stick to a boring installer progress bar? a drive to destination is much more fun ... destination loserville up ahead at 100%..